me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
Reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
looks like we got a lying whore
he was so into it lol
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"